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The new book cover has arrived

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The cover for the new book (in German) has arrived - and I like it. The Fischer-Taschenbuch Catalogue just came out and the new book has four pages in it. Thus it's official: The book is entitled "Nörgeln!" (Nagging - the Art of the Nag"), and if you can;t understand how anyone can write an entire book about the art of nagging, then you're not German. It will be published mid-August 2010. No all I have to do it write it. You can pre-order it from Amazon.de here: Nörgeln!

Hooray Part 2

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I just sold the right to my second book "Planet Germany" to China!

That means specifically: I sold the Chinese-language rights to the University of Taiwan.

The money I think in the end will be about 200 Euros. But the pride of having a book of my own in Chinese characters that I can't even say for sure that it is my book because I can't identify a single word will be immense.

Hooray!

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I sold an option to the film rights to my first book Nibelungenreise / Driving through the Dark Ages!

First time that's happened. The money is not much, but it's good to know that my rights have begun to work for me!

Time Management for Writers or: Ben Frankin vs. Goethe

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In Maira Kalman's wonderful picture-blog for the New York Times she does a nice little thing on Benjamin Franklin and mentions also how Franklin scheduled his working day:

5am - 8am: Wash, get dressed, breakfast, plan the day - "address 'Powerful Goodness' and take the resolution of the day."

8am - 12am: Work

12am - 2 pm: Lunch

2pm - 6pm: Work

6pm - 10 pm: Clean up desk, dinner, diversions and "examination of the day"

10pm - 5am: Sleep.

The schedule is strikingly similar to Goethe's schedule. According to Gero von Wilpert in "Die 101 wichtigsten Fragen: Goethe", it went like this:

5/6am - 10am: "Early coffee" and work

10am - 1pm: "Second breakfast" and administration work like letters

1/2pm: Lunch and nap

After that - about 5pm: Work

Early evening to sundown: Diversions, theater, maybe work

9/10pm - 5am: Sleep.

Benjamin Franklin doesn't say anything about a nap in the afternoon, but it's known that he liked to nap and it&#…

The Secrets of Jodi Picoult

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Good New York Times article about bestseller Jodi Picoult, who writes gut-wrenching weepies about families and child-rearing and whose "My Sister's Keeper" has been filmed: here.

Runaway Brides on TV

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My favorite country band - The Runaway Brides - featuring my beautiful niece April - just did a segment for ZDF: You can watch it here (enable pop-ups):

The report here.

The interview/song here.

MySpace with songs here.

(I love these titles - "You only like me when you're drunk"!)

Laura Bean, another band member, also has her own MySpace site with excellent country songs of her own here.

The Great Jack Vance

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Good story about the great Jack Vance, now 92, living in San Francisco, here. I love Vance for his persistant cynicism and his sweet, mysterious language. And it's a tragedy that he is so underrated.

Secret of Success

"I write happy books about good people."

- Janet Evanovich in an interview in the New York Times.

I love that quote and I suspect it's a quote to live up to as a writer.

There was something else in her interview that intrigued me: She said her murder mysteries are about family. Her heroine, Stephanie Plum, is not a genius, but she relies on a group of friends, family and associates (and a little luck).

It is probably true of any kind of story but it is certainly true of murder mysteries that the story is really always about something else. It’s not about the murder – those are a dime a dozen – it’s about the way the character finds a way through life, or about right and wrong, or about friendship or about family. (Lonesome Dove, for example, was not about the West, it was about friendship.) These are the things that truly interest us, that we understand and want to understand. The horror of murder, the details of the crime and the puzzle that has to be solved are all trap…

Why I Love My Country #571

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Photo taken in a strip mall parking lot in Salem, Oregon in July, 2009. Astrid's comment: "That's one of the great things about your country. If you give the people the right to say anything they want long enough, eventually they will say everything you need to know about them."

Rediscovering Safsten Road

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Safsten Road from Front:Mysterious mortar brick shack on Safsten Road, swallowed up on blackberry brambles:Safsten Road from End:

Goodbye, Dad

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Kipling & Holmes

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Die Book Party in Berlin!

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Alle sind eingeladen!

Feiert mit uns unseren neuen Roman "Nibelungenfieber".

Astrid und ich lesen vor, dann spielen unsere Freunde
Dr. Hank und die wilden Kamehamehas!

Eintritt: 3 Euro (für die Band)

Wir werden ein paar Bücher verschenken, tanzen, vielleicht mit dem einen oder anderenbrutal armdrucken, etc. Es wird eine Menge Spass machen, wir freuen uns, wenn ihr kommt!

Samstag, den 23. Mai ab 20:30 in Tapas-Restaurant La Luz
Oudenarder Str. 16-20, Wedding
5 Minuten von U-Bahn Seestr.
Tel. 030 / 450 89 230
www.laluz.de

Nibelungenfieber ist da!

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Unser neuer Roman Nibelungenfieber steht endlich im Laden und auf Amazon.de!

Wir haben es zusammen geschrieben - Astrid Ule und ich - und es handelt von einer kleinen Stadt im Odenwald, die auf die abwegige Idee kommt, der historische Schatz der Nibelungen liege unter ihrem Boden begraben.

Der Spass ist, was dann passiert:

- der größenwahnsinnige Bürgermeister dreht durch;
- der Stadtrat auch, aber in der anderen Richtung;
- der Kleinstadtintellektueller kriegt die Krise;
- und die nächste Großstadt, Worms, der das alles nicht gern sieht, entschließt sich, durchzugreifen.

Es macht eine Menge Spass - wir haben versucht, ganz Deutschland in den kleinen Kaff zu quetschen.

Wir hoffen, es gefällt!

Learning from India

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It's time for us to admit it: India is a world power. Smaller still than the US, but bigger than Germany, and people are getting more and more familiar with its culture(s).

So it's time to start learning Indian. My suggestion is to start with "Jugaad." It's a good word. I read it for the first time in an interview with Vikas Swarup, the Indian diplomat and author of "Q&A", the novel on which "Slumdog Millionaire" is based. He describes the word thus:

"Jugaad means to get the job done, somehow or other. It’s really the spirit of India. My phone recently had water damage and I gave it to the Nokia dealer. He said, “No can do. Can’t be fixed. Just buy a new phone.” If that had happened in India, some local guy in a little shop would have cloned an old Samsung or Motorola or whatever, and five minutes later, “Here you are Mr. Swarup, it works!” They would never say it cannot be done. Jugaad is the spirit of whatever-it-takes. That’s Indi…

Warum ich kein Intellektuelle bin

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Es gab eine Zeit, als ich Intellektuelle noch mochte. Diese Zeit endete schnell, als ich nach Europa kam und welche kennenlernte.

Es dauerte eine Weile, bis ich ihre Sprache verstand,doch als ich endlich dahinter kam, was sie sagten, war ich enttaeuscht: Da war nicht viel. Ihre Themen waren kleinlich, gruppenspeziell und insgesamt irrelevant; ihre Meinungen waren klischee - es gibt heute kaum eine Meinung, die ich nicht schon in den 80ern hoerte, und auch damals waren sie nicht neu. Ich fand sie formverliebt und inhaltsleer, gesellschaftlich anbiedernd und erfindungsarm, und noch was:

Es waren die gleichen Intellektuellen, die in der ersten Hälfte des letzten Jahrhunderts die beiden Zwillingskatastrophen Faschismus und Kommunismus foerderten - zum Teil durch aktive Hilfe, zum Teil durch Nichtstun, immer durch eine Parteilichkeit, die von Trends bestimmt war und nicht vom unabhängigem Nachdenken und Hinterfragen.

Ich sage das alles, weil es diese Woche ein schoener Essay in der NYT ersc…

Deutsche Sprache Verwirrende Sprache

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Die Deutschen sind irgendwie stolz darauf, dass sie eine klare, logische Sprache haben. Sie sind immer verwirrt über die Vielzahl von Möglichen im Englischen, ein Wort auszusprechen und meinen, "Das ist auf Deutsch anders."

Ich finde aber Deutsch unnötig verwirrend.

Letztens ging ich mit einem Freund spazieren und er sprach vom "nächsten Samstag."

Ich dachte, ich wusste was er mit "nächsten Samstag" meinte, doch dann fragte ich mich: "Warum sagt er 'nächsten' Samstag und nicht einfach 'Samstag'? Gibt es ein Unterschied?"

"Das ist genau das gleiche", sagte er. "Mit 'nächsten Samstag' meine ich 'kommenden Samstag.'"

Das machte mich kirre. "Meinst du mit 'kommenden Samstag' einfach 'Samstag' oder ein anderer 'Samstag'?"

Das war ihm zu viel. "Wenn ich 'kommenden Samstag' sage, dann meine ich 'kommenden Samstag', und wenn ich 'nächsten Samstag'…

Finally, Germany is doing something

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Finally, Germany is doing what it's supposed to be doing.

Merkel has joined Sarkozy at the G20 in an effort to force the US and everyone else into accepting stricter regulations of the international monetary market.

The Germans know how to regulate markets - they are very conservative and generally afraid of everything that moves, so they make good regulators. Americans are too enamored by the promise of riches to regulate anything, with the argument that regulations hinder growth.

Both sides are right, or course, but up to now Merkel has been so passive internationally (Germany, the biggest economic power in Europe, has been passive since Kohl left office), but the whole point of opposing point of views is for them to meet halfway and for each side to keep the other side from going too far.

It's the American system of checks and balances on an international level, but it only works if a country like Germany does it's checking and balancing part.

It surprised me that Merke…

The German State And How It Makes Money

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Again and again I am impressed with the Germans. They know how to make money. Take the German government, for example. One of the big issues in Germany now, with the financial crisis and all, is high income and bonuses of managers. Everyone is worried about it, more than anyone the politicians, who know an opportunity when they see one. In fact, you could say that the politicians almost seem convinced that they way to solve the financial crisis is not to actually solve the financial crisis, but to limit managers from making so much money.

Theoretically, if managers make less money, that money can staying the company and either go to higher employee salaries or to reinvestment. Lucky for the German government, however, the constitution will not allow you to tell a company how to invest its money or even how much you can make a year. To you and mean, that would seem to say that the government has no business telling a company what to pay its managers, no matter how unfair. But German po…